If I were called on to bear my testimony in church, this is what I would have to say:

I believe that Joseph Smith saw and spoke to God. I believe he translated the Book of Mormon and that it is in fact the word of God. I believe that we alone have the priesthood. I believe that Christ is at the head of this church.

I probably wouldn’t add the caveat: I also believe other churches are “true.” I believe there are good people in every church and I believe that God doesn’t sweat the celestial kingdom as much as Mormons do. I don’t think the temple ordinances are that important, in terms of comparing us with other peoples. Because I believe that accepting an ordinance and acting in a contrary manner makes that ordinance just as invalid as if it hadn’t been taken.

Mother Teresa, for instance, was a true person of God and I don’t think the temple ordinance would make her any more true. I think she had the Holy Ghost with her every day of her life. While fat guy down the street, who has been to the temple, but lives a lazy and indolent life, while bearing his testimony–this guy knows the church is true–serves only in his inflated head.

I would perhaps add, “as much as I know anything, I know the church to be true” although I’m not sure what I’m bearing witness to when I say that. But since I’m not even convinced I exist, let alone the rest of you, I don’t know anything for sure. Unless I’m arguing politics. But that’s another sort of truth.

I just can’t do it. I just can’t say, “I know this church is true.” And I don’t even know for sure what true really means. Honest? Full of integrity? Reliable, loyal? Anybody know? (no pun intended)