If Andy Warhol is right, everyone will have fifteen minutes of fame. This takes on various forms for different people. For some, it is a stint on MTV’s The Real World. For others, it is YouTube stardom. I’ve always wondered when my fame would come and in what form. Well, the moment has finally arrived, and I must say I’m underwhelmed.

Residents of Cambridge, Massachusetts, get your TiVos ready! A guy I work with has a 30-minute slot on a local-access cable channel in Cambridge, and he invited me to come on his show to talk about Mormonism. On one hand I should feel grateful—a 30-minute show means I get double the time Warhol predicted. But 30 minutes to a Thursday afternoon cable TV audience in Cambridge makes me just about as famous as I would be by not appearing on the show at all.

In any case, I’m appearing on the show in a couple of weeks, and I’d like to go in well prepared with talking points. The format of the show is pretty basic: he asks questions and I answer them. But I’d like to have three key points that I can emphasize and use as an anchor for the discussion, regardless of what he asks. What three key points do you think would be most valuable to make? Any other recommendations?

I should note that if you are LDS it’s in your best interest to provide helpful feedback. If I perform poorly on the show, there’s going to be two or three people in Cambridge who might think less of your religion. And nobody wants that to happen.