The Salt Lake Tribune has a story on the launch of Zrii.  It is endorsed by Deepak Chopra and made of a fruit grown at the base of the Himalayas.  If the history of this market is any guide it will taste like liquid crap, which it will make up for by being ten times as expensive as orange juice and just as beneficial.  If you hurry, maybe you can get in on the ground floor of this amazing opportunity and be on the fast track to a big house on the hill, a Hummer, and a home theater room that will make your kids the envy of their cousins.  Make some use of the persuasive skills you honed as a missionary and sign everyone you know up to be below you in the pyramid today!

Too bad that the launch doesn’t coincide with the release of a remake of a classic LDS film