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I want my two dollars. |
It sounds like a rehashed version of Guru Nanak, the founder of Sikhism. He would sleep and his feet would be pointing towards the Kaaba, which is inappropriate. When challenged, He said, “point my feet where God is not” |
He wasn’t in the wind, he wasn’t in the earthquake, and he wasn’t in the fire. |
He is not at the head of the Republican Party. |
If God can not be in the midst of sin, then He is probably not anywhere man is… |
Can God make a rock big enough that he cannot lift? |
God doesn’t belong to the Republican or Democratic Parties, or Libertarian or Green or American or Communist, for that matter. |
He’s not in outer darkness? |
my fav Catholic joke: an elderly parishioner tells the Priest that s/he (doesn’t matter) regularly talks with God. Priest: Oh Really !? Parishioner: Yes, Father, It’s really true. Priest: Fine, I’m glad. Next time you talk with God, ask him what sins I confessed last time that I (Priest) went to confession….Tell God I said it’s OK to tell you. Parishioner: Alright, I will. (next meeting) Priest: Well, did God tell you what I confessed to my last time? Parishioner: Yes, he did. Priest: Well, what did he tell you? Parishioner: “I don’t remember” |