There is a story Pope Benedict XVI likes to tell. I like it too. I’ll translate it slightly to make it a little more relevant to our readership.

A boy, a Deacon, is in school when a teacher stops him. “Young man,” the teacher says, “I will give you a silver dollar if you can tell me where God is.”

The Deacon thinks about it and replies, “Mister Jones, I will give you two silver dollars if you can tell me where he is not.”