LDS-EXpress – Coming Soon to Mass Transit Ad Space Near You

During my morning commute, I noticed an advertisement on the subway for some random Christian denomination. Obviously, the fact that I don’t remember the specifics of its name or affiliation indicates that they may want to revise their strategy; but I do remember that it used that C.S. Lewis powerhouse of the AP Top 25 Sacrament Meeting Quotes: “I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.”

Anyway, as I smiled mischievously to myself at this religious ad desperately trying to attract attention in a marketing heartland of a different sort – that is, ads proselytizing the adult / continuing education demographic – I had a vision of how they should modify their approach. Behold the next wave in missionary work:

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The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints — Extension Stake for Adult Salvation
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Choiceless Choices

Life often presents us with genuine choices. But sometimes, choice is an illusion. Read more »

The Visit

As I’ve shared, I’ve been almost virtually inactive since the middle of March, due to a work schedule. I met with my new bishop the first few weeks I was in the ward and sent in my tithing, but didn’t attend meetings. I was given a visiting teaching route after three months and enjoyed my companion and the ladies. I was also assigned visiting teachers. I’d met one of them on the first of the three times I attended sacrament meeting in that ward, but didn’t remember her well. The other I never met at all until the day I moved out of the ward. Read more »

My Campaign-Inspired Make-over

My current wardrobe is (sadly) not much different from the one I had in high school. In fact, some of it is, um, identical (I really need to purge and grow up). Despite some major changes that have occurred in my life in the last year (going from stay-at-home mom to employed professional; the metamorphosis from lactator to normal adult to gestator), the major changes to my appearance have been caused by the presidential campaign. Read more »

Public vs. Private Priesthood Blessings

Years ago I had a calling as a ward mission leader.  During that time I became acquainted with a long-time investigator who was coming around to the decision to be baptized.  We met on many occasions and I got to know her pretty well.

Her baptism was a joyous occasion.  We all could feel the special spirit of the ordinance and her non-Mormon family and friends who came to witness the event were also very moved by the experience.  After her baptism, as is the custom, she was confirmed in sacrament meeting (in front of the congregation).  However, due to an error in the prescribed wording of the confirmation, she was asked to come to the bishop’s office where they confirmed her again, privately. Read more »


I’ve attended sacrament meeting only 4 times since March 12—the last time I went to church was, I believe, in June. I didn’t think of myself as inactive when I lived in Parowan because my church met at 1 pm, and I had to be at work on 1:30 on Sundays. An impossibility. I suppose I could have attended a different ward, but when I get off at 11 pm and don’t fall asleep until 1 or 2 AM, 9 am meetings are not an option in my night owl world. Read more »

How to Find an Invisible Hand?

It seems that the key to the current financial crisis is that we’ve misplaced the invisible hand.  I certainly can’t see it.  My understanding is that because nobody wants to buy any more mortgage backed securities at the moment they are worthless.  But of course in another aren’t worthless because they represent loans, many of which are getting repaid and others that have gone into foreclosure.  Since these loans and properties are clearly worth something the securities must be worth something, but nobody wants to buy them at the moment.  Possibly because they are so complicated that they are difficult to price in a rapidly declining housing market.

Enter the US government.  Soon to be given $700 billion (that’s nearly $2,000 for every man, woman, and child in the country) to buy (and then sell and then buy some more) these securities that nobody wants.  Oddly the government could come out smelling like a rose if they manage to buy them for less than they are worth.  Or they could lose quite a bit of money if they price them poorly, though it seems unlikely that the whole $700 billion would evaporate.

In either case it seems that in a sense the next administration is being set up to fail given that we’ve just tied up an enormous amount of money for the foreseeable future.  If nothing else this will be interesting.

One Man’s Summary of Recent Economic Events

I just overheard a political science professor saying the following:

“The American economy has now demonstrated that it privatizes profit and socializes loss.”

Any thoughts?

We are Family

I don’t think about Proposition 8 much because it troubles me and I live far from California. But I was surprised when I read this forwarded e-mail and some of the ensuing conversation. This particular thread makes clear that some people are very concerned that, if the amendment passes, their children’s elementary school teachers would be forced to express consent or tolerance for gay-parented families.

As an elementary school teacher, let me make something clear to you: I (and we) do not diss any family. Read more »

Who did you sit with in high school?

A couple of years ago, David Brooks wrote one of my all-time favorite columns in the New York Times, where he riffed on some ideas from Tom Wolfe about how we choose our political leaders and allegiances.

…everything you need to know about America you can learn in high school. For example, if you want to understand American class structure you’d be misled if you read Marx, but you’d understand it perfectly if you look around a high school cafeteria.

The jocks sit here; the nerds sit there; the techies, drama types, skaters, kickers and gangstas sit there, there and there. What you see is not class in the 19th-century sense, but a wide array of lifestyle cliques, some richer, some poorer, but each regarding the others as vaguely pathetic and convinced of its moral superiority.

[Wolfe observed] that especially when we are young and forming our identities, we make sense of our lives by running little morality plays in our heads in which the main characters are Myself, the hero, and My Adolescent Opposite, the enemy. Read more »

‘Tis the Season

Look for it sometime between now and November: a podium full of squirming;  musical numbers that are part dazed silence, part peek-a-boo, a little crying, and a few gusto-filled hams; [gasp] visual aids in the Chapel; breathy speakers; and the bishopric bumped down into the congregation.  That’s right, it’s time for the Primary Program! Read more »


I’ll admit it right now, I always blink when asked to accept a Church calling.

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12 Year Old Is A Model Of Courage And Forgiveness

This story was one of those that touched my heart as this family is a great model of both courage and forgiveness.

Bridger ready to go home
Boy bears no ill will toward maker of fireworks

Story follows:

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“Fun” Stories Of Moving People In And Out Of Wards

It seems that one of the duties of a Mormon is you become a specialist in moving other people’s items. During my years of living in a very transient ward, I have participated in many, many move ins and move outs for ward members. Some have been pleasant, while others have been pure hell. I thought it might be fun to share some of these moving stories as well as solicit some stories from the rest of you.

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“It Seemed More Like a Business Meeting. . .”

**All names have been changed

The girls who live at the private school where I work are allowed to attend church on Sunday; surprisingly—or maybe not—-most enjoy this diversion and seem to be spiritually fed. I think they enjoy being with people who are warm and kind and able to hug them without the baggage of being their supervisor. (We’re not allowed to touch the girls, which is incredibly hard when they’re homesick or sad about something. However, I keep myself to a strict standard in this case because I don’t want to be accused of anything untoward). Read more »

How an Unadventurous North American Ward came to Sing “God Save the King” one September Sunday

It seems improbable, but it happened today in my parent’s ward when they closed Sacrament Meeting with “God Save the King.” I believe this would not have happened under normal circumstances Read more »

Damaging My Church “Career”

I had a roommate at a certain Church institution of higher education who was very concerned about me. I had subscribed to “Dialogue” and was reading “Sunstone”. In addition, I talked about wanting to write articles for those journals discussing some of my questions/challenges with aspects of the Church. He told me he was very concerned about my Church career.

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