Which is which? You be the judge:
This one (courtesy the Great Matsby):
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. As we walked, many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was only one.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow, or defeat; I could see only one set of footprints.
But then I remembered that just because there weren’t extra foot prints didn’t mean He wasn’t there with me. I mean, because he can totally float in the air if He wants to, right?
Anyway, after that I dreamed I was naked and on a little raft and I was surrounded by sharks.
This bothered me because I am scared of sharks.
And I didn’t want anyone to see me naked.
Then I woke up.
Or this one:
I really don’t know what to say…