Which is which? You be the judge:

This one (courtesy the Great Matsby):

One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. As we walked, many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was only one.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow, or defeat; I could see only one set of footprints.

But then I remembered that just because there weren’t extra foot prints didn’t mean He wasn’t there with me. I mean, because he can totally float in the air if He wants to, right?

Anyway, after that I dreamed I was naked and on a little raft and I was surrounded by sharks.

This bothered me because I am scared of sharks.

And I didn’t want anyone to see me naked.

Then I woke up.

Or this one:

I really don’t know what to say…