• Two twelve inch pizzas
  • A two liter bottle of soda
  • A box of Boo Berry Cereal
  • Two pints of Ben & Jerry’s
  • A quart of motor oil (long story, but it was not used for any nefarious purpose)

If other career options prove unfruitful, perhaps I could find useful employment in Gaza? Probably not. I am sure many of our readers can create a much more impressive list. For example, I have never managed to sneak any type of anti-aircraft weapon into a movie theatre, as much as some of the films I have seen there might have deserved it.