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Please for the love, don’t choose K-Ly. If you want to name her Kaylee, that’s great. It’s a really cute name. But don’t make up a new and extreme spelling. It will save her a lot of humiliation later. |
Oh, definitely K-ly Susan (unless you can also come up with a way to muck up Susan — Soo-san, Suzz’n — to make it even better). This is the juncture where ESO’s story either veers off into wild parody or settles into plodding reality. /chanting/ K-ly! K-ly! K-ly! |
Time for the Utah baby namer again: |
Geographic determination: If Debbie and Daniel are from Utah/Idaho/Wyoming (all places I love, mind you), they will likely choose K-ly. If they are from back East/Mid-West, they’ll likely choose Emma Lynn. |
The whole narrative, that Daniel is off into the wild blue yonder to chase his dreams unfettered, while Debbie is forced to try and keep up while dragging an infant and a ten pound diaper bag, is a little problematic. |
I like the name Grace. |
“K-ly! K-ly! K-ly!” continues to echo from the distance. |
Ron–I understand your reservations. You understand this is a fictional baby, right? Ardis–love the passion! x2 danithew–always apropo, thank you Eddie–good point. You get to choose–what are you up for? MAC–you understand this is fiction, right? Fiction requires problems, otherwise it is boring. Don’t worry too much–this adventure is going to be about the baby, not the parents. annegb–great name, but not a part of this adventure. So far, guys, I only see votes for K-ly. Is that your choice? |
K-ly of course - |
(Sorry, I have to vent.) He really wanted to understand, but his life still had that plan: another year of school, then graduate school, then a job, then retirement, then a mission or two as a couple, then a real retirement. Sprinkle the kids out along the way, but of course those didn’t interrupt his plan. B.S. (you can translate this as you want.) Any new Dad who doesn’t think that children will interrupt his plan — or at least significant alter it — is an idiot and a fool. |
I vote for Emma Lynn. Because K-ly is a crime against humanity. |
queuno–Daniel is fictitious, so don’t get too upset. |
Oh, I know it’s fiction. Still ticks me off (maybe because I’ve known guys like this.) |
One day Debbie came to the conclusion that the curtain in front of the window over the kitchen sink served a purpose when closed, her focus needed to be on washing those dishes, undistracted from the activity outside. She committed to never have Daniel come home to toys on the floor again or dinner uncooked, to spend more time on her make-up and *if* she can shave enough savings out of the grocery budget, she is going to surprise Daniel with the $99.99 UFC subscription. Years later she saw a photo of Hilary Clinton, a sneer lines etched into her face, and realized that her choice was the right one. That she wouldn’t switch an iota of her wonderful family for one bit of the so-called success that harpy had sold her soul and family for. She felt so blessed to recognize that her life of unheralded service to her husband and family had delivered exactly what was promised, contentment, peace and a perfect backyard wedding reception for K-ly. She was proud of K-ly’s decision to follow in her footsteps, to marry young and start a family. It would be difficult for them, putting Mr. K-ly through school, but they will learn thrift and how to enjoy their family regardless of their circumstances. She thought about how shocking that idea had been to her years earlier, the first time she was pregnant, how selfish she had been, how selfish other women had wanted her to be! How could they not see how their kids, the ones in daycare, behaved? How could she have considered giving her children part-time love? She was thankful for the ability to resist those worldly pressures, to trade what she really wanted for the false label of *success*. Today it is K-ly, next K-la, Ky-L, and the twins Myk-L and J@k-E… weddings, marriages, grandkids! That is what success truly is and she pitied those women who weren’t able to see it, to distracted by the mirage of careerism and self-fulfillment. |
I must join Ardis’s campaign for K-Ly. Only in fiction can one actually advocate such atrocities. |
Don’t forget the grandchildren, Jor-l and Kal-l and Al-i. And she would always tell her daughter, K-ly, that no matter what, she was to take her husband’s last name as a sign of true love and devotion. Except if he was “one of those” who had a hyphenated middle name. That was the sign of selfish future in-laws who lacked true commitment to their children’s naming. Men with hyphenated surnames were to be avoided at all costs. |
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sooo soooo nice it’s so beautifull,fantastic |