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Genius. May we ever be vigilant against poor EFM teachings. |
Can’t we just pretend that the original story is accurate because it makes me feel warm inside? |
I am amazed at the apostate nature of this blog. You should not mock these stories. They are an important part of Mormonism |
I’ve been a member of the Church all my life, and no one ever told me the truth about this story. In fact, no one ever told me this story at all. What other lies have I been told or not told? |
Indeed. |
Wonderful. Somehow I do have an easier time believing that the boy was punished than that he was respected. |
Ellsworth, yeah, we can do that… only if you want the Lord to spew you out of His mouth. Marvel not, Harold. Whoever said anything about mockery? You’re just intolerant of honest intellectual approaches to the historicity of sacred texts. adam e., if you’re looking for other lies you have or have not been told, I suggest you read the other installments in this series and stay tuned for future issues. |
I agree, Kew, before these exciting new discoveries this story had always caused me a fair amount of cognitive dissonance. I mean, what kind of self-respecting Duke takes that kind of smack from a kid? |
In addition to Tagore, I’m also frequently referred to as “The Duke of Braintree.” There have been a number of kids in my neighborhood who have spoken to me in the same manner as the boy in the story, and they have been summarily trampled. By me. On my horse. |
I’m making a note to nominate this for a Niblet… That kid is a brat, no matter how the story ends. |
Awesome! |
Orwell, there’s something not right about you. Sort of like Jack Handey or Burgess. Crap. We’re never going to attract regular righteous Mormon readers the rate we’re going. At least I knew what you were talking about this time. Relatively speaking. To righteous Mormons everywhere: never forget we have–no had! Ardis Parshall. I won’t even mention the matter of money owed. |
I am honored even to be mentioned in the same sentence as Burgess… |
And well you should be. Also I’m madly in love with the way Jack Handey’s mimd works. I so long to be respectable someday though. Before I grow old and die. |
wow – I had no idea that I was being deceived by EFY – oh what other lies have I been told. Next thing you will tell me that Paul Dunn made up his stories… |
Harold, I was pretty sure you were joking before… but after reading some of your other comments elsewhere, well, I’ve changed my mind. If you would like to expound further as to how this post is “apostate,” I would love to hear your opinion. Tagore, Duke of Bilgewater, make sure that you and your pal “King” (verily, he with the monogrammed dress shirts) let me know when the Royal Nonesuch opens. |
Crap. We’re never going to attract regular righteous Mormon readers the rate we’re going. Um … they’re all over at Meridian or the BYU Cougar blog. |
I am amazed at the apostate nature of this blog. You should not mock these stories. They are an important part of Mormonism Quick, when’s the last time you heard what’s-his-name quoted in conference? The guy who played for the Yankees and told the stories that turned out to be false? There’s an entire generation — maybe 2 — of people in the Church who don’t miss him. Faith-promoting stories are good, when they are true. (And yes, I know this is a satire.) |
I miss him. Once he came to our stake and he said he’d never “g-que’d” anybody in his life (golden question) and he said that he thought of marriages and families would be happier if they had less children. He compared a prophet who had 10 kids (can’t remember the name) with Harold B Lee who had one and asked us which one we felt was more beloved of God. I forgave him for his lapse a long time ago. |
This is the first time I’ve heard any version(s) of this story. But the trampling bit sounds almost like something pulled from the Brothers Karamazov. |