Never one to imbibe potential Mormon controversy with moderation, I bring you Choffy:

CHOFFY is brewed chocolate. It is made from the finest organic cacão beans, roasted and ground for a rich full flavored drink. While it brews like coffee and supplies you with long lasting energy, Choffy promotes whole body wellness without the negative effects found in other drinks. Naturally loaded with antioxidants and a taste that will make you wonder how you ever did without it, Choffy is poised to make a dramatic entrance into your routine.


I know you’re all dying to know if it contains caffeine… they say no, though I am no expert on the distinction between caffeine / theobromine:

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And here’s a video for good measure:

Anybody tried this stuff?

Where does it fall on Orwell’s Chocolate — Red Bull Word of Wisdom Spectrum™?

I think we can all predict how a typical ward discussion about this would play out.

Discuss.

Edit: Oh yeah, and it’s distributed primarily by “network marketing.” (How did I miss that the first time around?) That considerably dampens my curiosity.