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Most of the beer commercials, to say nothing of the ads for very expensive sports cars and luxury condominiums, annoy me to the point where I have decided not to buy their products. It’s only the obnoxiousness of their sales pitch that keeps me from paying tens of millions of dollars to Russia’s space agency to hitch a ride to the space station, too. |
I had a dentist who kept on repeating a version of that horrible McDonald’s jingle while performing a root canal on me. Instead of “I’m lovin it”, he’d say “John’s NOT loving it”. Needless to say, I fired him. |
I really want to know which McDs commercial was so bad it kept two customers away for two years. Is it on You Tube? (BTW–I could totally live without McDs, but they do have the best kids meal toys and playlands, so on road trips, can come in handy). I have gone largely commercial free. First, I didn’t pay for cable and pretty much only got PBS. Now I have a DVR and watch almost everything–including stuff that is on simultaneously–I just delight in starting it 15-20 minutes later and speeding through all the commercials. Since I don’t read magazines, am without public transportation, and have not budgeted for a local paper, I don’t get much advertising. This has had the affect of making me really disconnected from society, so I really have no idea what movies are coming out or about new TV shows starting. Lots of ads have annoyed me, though, so I’ll think of some and get back to you. For starters, the broad genre of car commercials basically suck. Local ads with all their shouting, national ads are just dull–cars driving around?–doesn’t impress, even rental car ads are a snoozefest. The few companies that make car ads I like (Volkswagon, basically) get my irrational exuberance just because the others are so stinky. |
I have boycotted Action Plumbing and heating even though I don’t need a new furnace. And I hate all advertisers that use testimonials. Because lets face it: Unless you’re famous, how do we know you’re not just some paid shill. Oh wait. You are. |
John–he totally deserved it. I hope you told him why you switched dentists, though, otherwise he might just think you moved. |
ESO, You’re soooo wrong on the Happy Meal toys. Burger King toys are often much more interesting than McDonalds toys. McDonalds might more high profile tie-ins, but the toys themselves are generally not as inventive as the BK stuff. Of course the food is about equally horrible, but I give BK a slight edge based on their burgers. |
I hate those adds (played every holiday season) in which a trophy wife surprises her stuffed-shirt yuppie of a husband with a luxury sedan. Such commercials would be greatly improved if the luxury sedan were suddenly crushed (giant bow on top and everything) by a monster truck or a grand piano falling out of the sky. |
ARJ– We clearly have different priorities; I base my kiddie meal toy judgment strictly on the toddler toys which you get by special request and are never tie-ins. McDs used to give out some quite nice stuff (we have largely abandoned the kiddie meals recently), followed by BK, with Wendys coming in last. Which is a shame because Wendys would be my first choice for food. BTW–I found the BK commercial with the king and the square pants and the, what was it, “I like big butts…” song? quite troubling. It was aimed at kids! Yikes! |
If bad advertising is the *only* thing keeping you away from McDonald’s… I haven’t eaten there for years, and won’t. |
Over the last couple years I had noticed, Tagore, a significant drop in the number of McDonald’s bags and containers tossed onto the shoulders of our nation’s freeways and highways, especially along the NJ Turnpike. Now I know why. For the sake of the environment I recommend you consider renewing your boycott. |
Many moons ago when I lived in Texas, there was someone running for a statewide office; I don’t remember which one. The guy ran an ad claiming that the incumbent was making frivolous trips at state expense. “He went to Florida! [show footage of Disney World] He went to Alaska! [show footage of penguins] Now if this guy wants to convince me that the incumbent took inappropriate trips at state expense, he’s going to have to do more that just say he took trips. Surely, the job might require legitimate travel? If the guy really took a vacation to Disney World on the state’s dime, the ad would’ve said so. It’s not cool to say the incumbent went to Florida and imply by showing Disney World that it was just a vacation. But the real clincher was the penguins. Either this candidate is too stupid to know that penguins don’t live in Alaska, or he thinks I’m so stupid I won’t know the difference. Either way, I don’t want him in elected office. I voted for the incumbent. |
@Burgess: Yeah, and weren’t those bags full of puke? |
like that “I pledge” video… that was pretty annoying… know the one I’m talking about? |
I have been boycotting cilantro for a long time … |
Interestingly enough, most large ad-buys like these are designed to improve or maintain your opinion of a brand, and not to promote you to go out and do something tomorrow or next week. Branding rarely pays off earlier than 1-2 years. It’s commonly said that ads like these are not for people like you who have not bought the product, but for people who have -already- bought it. The ads are supposed to overcome the cognitive dissonance that happens after you buy a product: Do I really need McDonald’s everyday? Did I really need to buy these shoes instead of the Walmart special? Then the ad reminds you that you love it, or that your fancy shoes make you feel faster with every step. You might say that Timberland is not even talking to you and you are just listening in on their conversation with someone else and getting annoyed by it! |
>> … most people … aren’t going to be able to outrun these animals. Punchline of an old joke: “I don’t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.” |
Burgess and Orwell: I have the perfect t-shirt for you guys. Left Field: But did you know that if you have Timberland shoes you can out run those penguins? sunnofabcrich (13): Not relevant to your point, but did you know Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary has two pronunciations for a word that is similar to your user name? Click on the red audio icons. The second pronunciation is clearly superior. Sam (15): I was with you until the last point:
I’d say that Timberland is sitting next to me on the subway and talking so loudly on his cell phone that I (and everyone else on the train) can hear what he’s saying. |
I have been boycotting cilantro for a long time … Good for you, I am doing my best to boycott cilantro as well. |
I have boycotted cilantro ever since the first time I tasted it. |
Otherwise known as the Fat Kid Rule. |
There is an LDS advertisement that unmotivates me. It is shown often between sessions of general conference. I suppose it is well meaning to some, but to me it’s an overly sarcastic message. In the ad, an elderly African American couple are telling how they have survived their awful marriage, by her knitting endlessly and by him going out to trim the bushes into unbelievable topiary. The message I get is that this couple never ever worked anything out in their marriage; it’s all a big hoax. Their ending words are, “I love you,” but their actions, speaking louder, say, “I can’t stand to be around you.” |